Logs or It Didn’t Happen Operator Mug
If the system says it happened, prove it.
The Logs or It Didn’t Happen Operator Mug pairs the unofficial rule of technical investigations with a detailed operator-style badge featuring log files, evidence review, and investigation imagery.
Made for security analysts, sysadmins, engineers, responders, and anyone who knows that screenshots, memories, and “I swear it happened” are not substitutes for evidence.
LOGS OR IT DIDN’T HAPPEN.
Telemetry wins arguments.
More details
- Ceramic
- 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.85″ (9.8 cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
- 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (12cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
- Dishwasher and microwave safe
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Static Ops
- Email: contact@support.shop.staticops.net
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the lead and cadmium level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
- 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.85″ (9.8 cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
- 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (12cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.